Cargo ([info]cargoweasel) wrote,
@ 2006-09-19 11:37:00
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Talk Like A Seagoing Criminal Day
Get down on floor. Fuck you. Shut up, get on the floor. You, open the safe. Put the money in the bag. And the manifest.

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OK get the contents of containers 1278, 2349 and the stuff on deck 6.

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These girls will fetch a good price in Bangkok. I know a guy.

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Yeah, the Columbians want their stuff back.

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Disable the transponders. I said NOW! *smacks you in head with butt of AK*

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We're done? Kill them all, sink the boat.

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[info]lord_whimsy
2006-09-19 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Romantic, isn't it?

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Jesus.
[info]theotherbaldwin
2006-09-19 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Dare I ask how you feel about Halowe'en?

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Talk Like a Spacegoing Criminal Day
[info]iridium_wolf
2006-09-19 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Get down on the gorram floor. (Insert Chinese, something having to do with your mother and the ass of a chimpanzee). You, open the door. Put the money in the bag. Shiney. And the manifest.

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OK, get the contents of all the Alliance marked stuff, yeah, even the frozen girl and the stuff hiding in the bulkhead.

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These girls will fetch a good price on Persephone. I know a guy in a bowler.

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Hump the Alliance, they ain't gettin' their stuff back.

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Rip out the pulse beacon. I said now, gorram it! *smacks you in the head with a Callahan full-bore autolock, featuring a customized hair-trigger and double-cartridge thorough gauge*

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We're done? Shiney. They get left, let's go, full burn.

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Re: Talk Like a Spacegoing Criminal Day
[info]theotherbaldwin
2006-09-19 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Hah. Now THAT'S funny.

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Re: Talk Like a Spacegoing Criminal Day
[info]cargoweasel
2006-09-20 12:12 am UTC (link)
My hat is off to you sir. :)

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[info]circuit_four
2006-09-19 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you're not Captain Jack! ;__;

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[info]hyperx
2006-09-19 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Arrrr you done pirated [info]footpad YARRRRRR. Just kidding ;P

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[info]doodlesthegreat
2006-09-19 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Yes, this was the other direction I was thinking of going with this BS...

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[info]turbinerocks
2006-09-19 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha RAD

Now all i can think of is Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

"YOU IDIOTS LEFT YOUR DOG HERE! Ugh...amateurs."

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[info]alfador_fox
2006-09-20 03:11 am UTC (link)
Contemporary pirates are not cool.

Historical pirates are cool.

Futuristic pirates are cool.

Software pirates are cool.

Now avast ye, we be settin' off for the high C:\.

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