Cargo ([info]cargoweasel) wrote,
@ 2006-09-19 11:53:00
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Oh, you meant talk like a HISTORICAL seagoing criminal day
Fucking Spaniard. Lie down, hands over your head, thank you. Get on the floor, I won't ask again. Captain, open the safe. Please put the gold in this bag, and the manifest.
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Men, get the barrels out of the starboard side of the hold.
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These girls will fetch a good price in Roanoke. I know a man.
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I have a letter of marque.
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Cut the rigging. NOW! *smacks you in head with butt of pistol*
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We're done? Kill them all, scuttle her.

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[info]kupok
2006-09-19 04:07 pm UTC (link)


Approves of this message.

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Man...
[info]theotherbaldwin
2006-09-19 04:31 pm UTC (link)
...this makes me wish I didn't sell my copy of The Canting Crew now. :(

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[info]hyperx
2006-09-19 05:15 pm UTC (link)
You forgot about all the butt piratism that occurs ;P

Also... rum!

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[info]nicodemusrat
2006-09-19 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Aye, we know it. But this be about fantasy an' levity. The FAQ:

"Let's get this straight. Real pirates were and are bad people and are in no way worthy of emulating. ... But Talk Like a Pretend Pirate Like Long John Silver was just too long to catch on."

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But.. but...
[info]theotherbaldwin
2006-09-19 08:37 pm UTC (link)
NOW how can I be edgy and cynical? THANKS A LOT FOR EMPLOYING LOGIC.

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[info]alfador_fox
2006-09-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
YAR! =O.^=

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My contribution to Talk Like A Pirate Day
[info]giza
2006-09-19 05:53 pm UTC (link)
"Does anybody need a Cabin Boy?"

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[info]karisplayground
2006-09-19 06:23 pm UTC (link)
So is this you protesting the group mentality, being cynical, or being funny?

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[info]cargoweasel
2006-09-19 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Kind of a combination of reasons. I wonder if in 200 years we'll have Talk Like A Biker Gang Member Day.

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[info]doodlesthegreat
2006-09-19 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Talk like a Muthafukkin' Crip Day. FO SHIZZLE!

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[info]kupok
2006-09-19 08:24 pm UTC (link)
BANNED IN ENGLAND! =D

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[info]caraig
2006-09-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
Talk Like M*****F***IN' SAMUEL F. JACKSON Day, M*****F***A!

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[info]astolpho
2006-09-20 02:25 am UTC (link)
Ah, I see that today is make fun of all the fun everyone else is having day! :D

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[info]mfiles
2006-09-20 03:27 pm UTC (link)
that was my impression, too.

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